Thursday, November 3, 2011

The fairy tale nightmare

Have you seen this girl? Do you know who she is? If so, please contact authorities in Washington, her home state, so that they can put her into state custody of foster parents that don't allow their sixteen year old daughter to marry a fifty-one year old man and become a complete slut in the process. I don't like using the word slut, but she calls for it.

This is Courtney Stodden and she is the prime example as to why little girls should no grow up to idealize Paris Hilton and the like.

For those of you that don't know, she was a nice girl from Washington who had bad parenting and in turn ended up marrying some 51 year old actor that starred in the movie, "The Green Mile" and was on some episodes of the show, "Lost". They met because she attended a work shop that he put on and from there, they somehow ended up getting married.

This is what she looked like before she married the guy.

Courtney and her screwed up in the head husband have shocked America with their union. Why? I think it's because they feel sorry for this poor seventeen year old that is essentially being statutory raped every night. Fine, she claims that she's in love and that she happily obliged to marrying someone older than her actual Father but I don't buy it for a second.

The frontal lobe of the brain enables the average human to have the ability to recognize future consequences resulting from current actions, to choose between good and bad actions, override and suppress unacceptable social responses, and determine similarities and differences between things or events. The frontal lobe also plays an important role in retaining long term memories associated with emotions, and modifies those emotion to generally fit socially acceptable norms.

The frontal lobe does not fully develop until age 25. With that said, now we can all feel more sorry for this girl. Someone save her.  

And now, I present to you Anderson Cooper essentially agreeing with me

And finally, I present to you what the poor girl has become. A mockery. This is not funny, it's terribly sad.


  1. Check out her Twitter account. She is surprisingly quite witty, you will be shocked to read what she writes, however, I am sure she is older than 16. She has to be. And once you read her Tweet's, you will realize she must be older too, especially taking into consideration your musing above regarding frontal lobes and 25 years. She must be even older than 25 to write the witty comments she does, AND in such short periods of time. She is quite quick on her feet. Again, my statement she is OLDER than 25 even. If not older, than d@$^ close.

  2. I have checked out her Twitter account. I agree with you that she has a wide range of vocabulary. Lots of children do. Children are smart these days thanks to the good education that exists out there. However, I still believe that she is the age that she claims to be as I have seen her released birth certificate to the press. The frontal lobes are not responsible for vocabulary, the entire left hemisphere of the brain is, which I'm not doubting she has. I will agree to disagree with you. I understand what you're saying but at the same time I hope that you can agree with me that she does not have the cognitive ability to process the relationship that she is in. If not, again, we agree to disagree. Thanks a lot for your comment, I appreciate it.